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Dimitri the Stud Phonemessage

Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend's from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl's, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me. And this is his Phonemessage


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what a freak :S

comment by henk | June 28, 2008 | 1:04 pm

W T F... how long can a person ramble on and on?

comment by Ravvie | June 28, 2008 | 1:31 pm

The second phone call owns the first one :), what the hell does this guy think seriously "If i dont hear from you, i will erase your number!!" :)

comment by rob | June 28, 2008 | 1:51 pm

Wata fucking morron, he is just a fucking loverboy, eh,asshole..

comment by spatieman | June 28, 2008 | 4:29 pm

Stalker, with a greatness disorder.

comment by Peter | June 28, 2008 | 7:31 pm

a phoneamoron guy.

comment by Smokemon | June 29, 2008 | 12:36 pm

NUT JOOOOOOOOOOB!! What the fuck is this guy on?! Hes clearly desperate! Why the hell would you do that? 3 tomorrow or forget it?! ABUSED IN CHILDHOOD?! MOTHER HAS CANCER!!!!!!] Is this shit real?! YOU CRAZY FUCKER!!!

comment by Klan | June 29, 2008 | 7:13 pm

Wow. Just...wow. There really are no words to fully describe just how much of a douche this guy is.

comment by into | June 29, 2008 | 11:07 pm

My god...WTF...and i thought i was bad...The man needs such a good kicking back to reality.. DB

comment by De_Bunk | June 30, 2008 | 2:02 am

No mystery here. Dmitri read the magazine article that said men who act like jerks get all the women, and he followed suit.

comment by MiniMage | July 1, 2008 | 12:30 pm

ZzzzZZzzzZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzZZZzzZZz

comment by dario | July 1, 2008 | 2:35 pm

lmao, this guy is off his head. I lived in LA for many years and this is how some behave believe me!

comment by lianne | July 3, 2008 | 10:56 am

I dont know if you got the full import of my message- I am GREAT in bed, and have a HUGE TOOL. I am super aggressive, and ALL WOMEN love me. I am VERY, VERY RICH. And I have a lot of MONEY. I look better then BRAD PITT, am smarter then ALBERT EINSTEIN, and have more money the BILL GATES. You may not realize it, because you are psychotic and were abused by your mother and uncle, but you are totally IN LOVE with me. Talk to you soon! Dont call me.

comment by dimitri | July 4, 2008 | 6:00 pm

There are some people in life that you never grow tired of kicking the shit out of. Dimitri happens to be one of those special people. I love them because kicking the snot out them never grows old, so keep up the good work Dimitri because guys like me that are more aggressive-aggressive types, need shit heads like you to take it out on.

comment by kung fu hustle | July 9, 2008 | 9:38 am

run forrest, run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

comment by OLD BIDDY | July 9, 2008 | 10:16 pm

HOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLYYYYY SSSSSHHHHHIIIIITTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

comment by MIke | July 11, 2008 | 5:29 pm

What an egomaniacal ass.

comment by E | July 12, 2008 | 12:53 am

I bet he has a tiny weiner....

comment by Julie | July 21, 2008 | 10:11 pm

He is perfect for me! Call me Dimitri. xoxo NOT!!!!

comment by mary | July 25, 2008 | 4:34 am

So...did she call him or not?

comment by Ben | July 29, 2008 | 9:10 pm

Its all Greek to me...

comment by Jack yr body | August 3, 2008 | 11:20 pm

How freaking strange. Men are screwed in the head.

comment by Miranda | March 2, 2009 | 4:52 am

Who takes the time to upload this crap?

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