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The OMFG Wedding Of The Year

what the fuck is a pretty little thing like the bride doing with a skinny dude like that?


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WTF?! two of the pics looked like two guys hanging out:S I think this has to be around tsjernobyl or something...

comment by Tarjumba | November 19, 2008 | 9:14 pm

what are you talking about Chernobyl? there most deff americans. look. over weight, balding man. clearly american

comment by mick | November 19, 2008 | 9:29 pm

what are you talking about Chernobyl? there most deff americans. look. over weight, balding man. clearly american

comment by mick | November 19, 2008 | 9:29 pm

Oh my GOD! Run away little man....AWAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

comment by Drisona | November 19, 2008 | 9:47 pm

DAMN! Those UFO believers ARE right! Aliens do exist. And they are living among us. I can see Spielberg making another Saving Private Ryan movie. This time the search team will be looking for him somewhere under his wife!

comment by hammer67 | November 19, 2008 | 11:05 pm

Harpoons, man them.

comment by gareth | November 19, 2008 | 11:40 pm

they look happy. Are you....?

comment by meursault | November 20, 2008 | 12:22 am

Hey Tarjumba, was it the UNITED STATES ARMY uniform that threw you off or something? Chernobyl, seriously?! I'm w/ meursault- why can't people just be happy for each other?! I'll bet that that grrom is getting laid more than Tarjumba, Drisona, Hammer, and Gareth put together! Jackasses!

comment by Medic | November 20, 2008 | 12:34 am

Remember fat chicks try harder. And ugly fat chicks try hardest. I bet she's so awesome in bed he couldn't help but marry her. *(gags)* Who am I kidding she's a beast.

comment by MoreMachineThanMan | November 20, 2008 | 1:30 am

You're right Medic and Meursault. They do look happy together. And yeah, he may get some good piece of ass. A whole fuckin' lot of it!. Bless him! I do hope he will find his way out of her when he is done though...

comment by hammer67 | November 20, 2008 | 1:33 am

Ohhhhhh the humaaaaaanity! Whyyyyy Lord, whyyyyy?

comment by Pipe | November 20, 2008 | 1:35 am

the fat guy's bald!

comment by kiddo | November 20, 2008 | 4:15 am

Reincarnation is for realz! The looks like Roscoe Fatty Arbuckle.

comment by fen | November 20, 2008 | 7:16 am

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, poor unfortunate soul. Seriously this has to be a joke.

comment by Bob Makio | November 20, 2008 | 1:12 pm

Did you see the wedding cake? I think she licked half the icing off and left the rest for her hubby. How romantic.

comment by Vox | November 20, 2008 | 3:51 pm

lol. thats not nice

comment by Tracie | November 20, 2008 | 8:47 pm

... And I give you the The Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross because we recognize your extreme battlefield bravery.

comment by oscar | November 20, 2008 | 10:27 pm

You know what they say... "Love is blind... ...and hungry. Very, very hungry."

comment by Lincoln Paradox | November 21, 2008 | 2:55 am

Im sure they are wonderful people. Judge not, lest ye be judged.

comment by Godhatesme | November 21, 2008 | 4:12 am

I don't belive that he married with something like that... Nothing againts her (don't trust me) but he is litle bit smaller, than she is...

comment by Richie | November 21, 2008 | 11:43 am

ta má ale čelo.. :D

comment by hoho | November 21, 2008 | 1:36 pm

Why should we judge over other people. Why should we insult people. Let people live and love the ones they will. Don't judge other, you're no better at all. If you think you are such a good person, the best there is, you live about 65 years too late. That many years agoo we had also people who could think and judge for others. Well we all know how that ended. So live your own life and never pre-judge others.

comment by Justme | November 21, 2008 | 4:15 pm

to the post above me...AMEN!!! All you others should get a fucking life!

comment by yo | November 21, 2008 | 7:13 pm

I totally agree. Love based on the soul of a human being is a beautiful thing, and something very few people honestly achieve. More power to them and strength in a world full of visual judgment! Those of us who make fun, need to question why? What is the real reason. Peace and harmony folks.

comment by KHADI | November 21, 2008 | 9:57 pm

omg wtf :O

comment by krkaňa | November 22, 2008 | 4:31 am

my god.this cant be true...where is dignity...

comment by roman | November 22, 2008 | 3:12 pm

I think she ate dignity...

comment by Infamous | November 22, 2008 | 3:48 pm

videli jste tu velkou tlustou drzku!!?

comment by Dzrka | November 22, 2008 | 4:30 pm

i think she was born a dude.

comment by pedro | November 22, 2008 | 5:43 pm

no, to je boj :-)

comment by czkovi | November 22, 2008 | 6:52 pm

burn it! burn it with fire!

comment by Me | November 22, 2008 | 11:00 pm

this guy has sirious brain DEMAGE!!

comment by Helmut van cock | November 24, 2008 | 4:17 pm

OMFG, you surely need a 20inch dick to ever make it to her pussy :D

comment by Irony | November 24, 2008 | 7:53 pm

OMG,OMG,OMG ..It's marriage for money, or what? OMG,OMG.OMG Love is strange thing...

comment by Beckett | November 24, 2008 | 10:04 pm

...za zniceny genotyp nikto z nas nemoZe. Treba uznat, ze su dost brutalni, no kazdy tu pyskuje len na to, ake UFO je ona. Sak sa kuknite aj na to, ze typek tiez nie je zrovna...v pohode. Nakoniec k sebe i pasuju. ...ale uznajte, ze vypadaju spolu velmi stastni...

comment by KiRi | November 25, 2008 | 4:46 pm

Zaujímavý párik, ale aj oni majú právo na štastné manželstvo, takže držím palce a nech sa im darí, pretože manželstvo je úplne o niečom inom ako to tu každý píše, preto: DON´T WORY BE HAPPY!!!

comment by skypi | November 26, 2008 | 2:51 pm

Co bych dal za takovou máničku ja ko má ta mladá pani

comment by srnecek | November 27, 2008 | 5:45 pm

im happy for them... but i mean notice the family of the groom :o they are all high ranked army personnel, and dont seem really happy :/ but well i just dont know what the child's life will unfold into... :S good luck ;)

comment by trykster | November 27, 2008 | 5:48 pm

One thing you didn't see that was off to the side when they took the group photo of the couple and the bridesmaids....was the chase car for the "OVERSIZE" cargo truck!

comment by CrazyJoey | November 30, 2008 | 9:25 am

true love

comment by holča | November 30, 2008 | 4:29 pm

hoooolly shiiiit! that dude just married the sister of that deformed dude from the Goonies!!!! lol!...jeje....poor little, skinny, funny lookin' dude,

comment by Kike | December 1, 2008 | 1:18 am

Tak tohle ani v nejhorsim snu snad nepotkas

comment by Mustafa | December 1, 2008 | 5:20 pm

OMFG i never seen a uglier woman in my life sweet jesus . God have mercy on our souls.

comment by ursu | December 3, 2008 | 8:31 pm

Lol she looks like an alien

comment by q | December 7, 2008 | 2:45 pm

That is clearly, some twisted military experiment...

comment by Mike | December 8, 2008 | 10:45 am

omg you are big mother fucker, shut a fuck you fat bitch in ass. i dont know, she is woman or man. she is lookin as big fat pig. fuck her in ear. idiot

comment by dawe | December 8, 2008 | 1:47 pm

co vole,maj se asi rádi ne tak co..i když je to hardcore. ale jak zpívá kadlik černochů.. pouze urozenost lidského srdce,je ten největší poklad co znám. a tak to asi má bejt. i když někdy musí jít člověk přes všelijaký překážky-jak to tady ukazuje tenhle malej ferda..

comment by pan Shimi | December 10, 2008 | 2:10 am

Toto je jistě nějaký pokus US Army

comment by jan wat | December 26, 2008 | 4:18 pm

ta baba by mohla dělat reklamu na masové konzervy

comment by | January 23, 2009 | 7:53 pm

Isn't the bride Jessie Ventura ?

comment by Ty | February 4, 2009 | 8:54 pm

.... " And do you brick shithouse, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband".....

comment by Ty | February 6, 2009 | 10:19 pm

/speechless

comment by Jaxxocles | April 27, 2009 | 4:39 am

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